A monthly snail mail club for people obsessed with their dachshund.
The Long Route includes an original letter, dachshund-inspired art, and collectible paper keepsakes — all packaged in a lovely envelope and delivered by mail.
It’s a cozy club for people who are unreasonably obsessed with their dachshund, and who believe some things are worth slowing down for.
Nothing digital. Nothing rushed.
Just a small, intentional moment once a month — curated exclusively for long dog people.
First mailing ships April 3.
Enrollment closes March 20.
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What is the Long Route?
The Long Route is a monthly ritual delivered by snail mail.
Each month, members receive a thoughtfully curated envelope delivered by postal route. Inside are letters, original artwork, and small paper keepsakes — all created around the quiet rituals of snail mail and life with our favorite long dogs.
This is a physical mailing experience.
Nothing is sent digitally.
Every envelope is designed to be opened slowly, kept, and revisited.
What arrives each month
Once a month, you’ll receive a physical envelope that may include:
A letter written just for that month
Original dachshund-inspired artwork or prints
Collectible paper ephemera
Occasional surprises, meant to be kept
No two mailings are the same.
Each one is created with care.
Ready to take the long route home?
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Made for People with long dogs
Dachshunds don’t rush.
They commit.
They follow the path all the way to the end.
They nap deeply, love fiercely, and insist on staying close.
The Long Route was created in that same spirit — slow, loyal, and intentional.
This isn’t just mail.
It’s a ritual made for dachshund people.
If you live with a dachshund, you already understand The Long Route.
